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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:30

Loons and Moons
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Teen TikTok skin care craze may be harmful — and expensive, study finds - CNN
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Reddit sports communities central to new AI lawsuit - Awful Announcing
Next, they tried...
—
Just Forget it!
NASA is firm: life on Earth will no longer be possible starting from this date - Glass Almanac
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Apple Now Selling Refurbished M4 MacBook Air Models - MacRumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
DL Coach Kris Kocurek Explains why 49ers Traded for Bryce Huff - Sports Illustrated
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
'We've got a new mystery on our hands': Titan's weird wobble just got even stranger - Space
No, not a chance
Still no good.
So they tried
What is AI's effect on digital marketing?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Vitamin B3 Pill Rewinds Premature Aging in Groundbreaking Human Trial - SciTechDaily